Mithril

Fuckin, mithril! It's made by elves or some shit! Guess what, motherfuckers? This shit is better than diamond. Yeah, you see that diamond pickaxe? Ram the handle up your asshole, cause that's all it's good for now. Anal penetration.

Stats
Harvest level: 4

Uses: 1400 (Scimitar: 1800)

Efficiency: 10.0

Damage: 5 (Sword: 9, Scimitar: 7)

Enchantability: 4

It's better than diamond, but still not quite as durable. So...maybe take it out of your asshole. Possibly wipe it off. With acid. Because it was in your asshole, and that's disgusting.